What happens in Vegas...

Let's keep this our little secret.

The True Measure of a Man...

...is the company he keeps.

The OC Fair

Here's to all the haters out there who said I'd never make it all the way to Orange County.

How you like me now?

That's right. I went to the OC Fair!  I saw shorn sheep.  And quilts.

And cows.

And dinner.

Well...it will be dinner someday.  I can promise you that.  Just gotta get this whole 'feeding of myself' thing down.

As usual, I riding in style.

The only disappointment was that we went one day too early.  Last night a lady named Selena Gomez performed at the Fair.  It was her birthday so she got surprised on stage by her boyfriend...Justin Bieber.  

You read that right, I could have been ogling newborn piglets with the Biebster!  

Oh well, it probably would have been a bit weird for a man of his age to be seen hanging out with me anyway.

Happy Birthday, Aunt Joy!

A lot of people don't know this but my Aunt Joy loves Smurfs.

She also builds museums for vacuum cleaners.

And she can rock a Bjorn like nobody's business!

She loves me so much she came all the way out to California when I was born to meet me and teach me how to wrestle zebras in the night.

She has some experience with brawlin'.

Have a Smurftastic Smurfday, Aunt J! 

Happy Family

A lot of people don't know this, but Dad's packin' all kinds of junk in the trunk and Mom's got a beaver tail.

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Sure hope the word icon is an insult.

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